1. At lunch time, sit In your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars and see If they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Put Decaf In the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

4. In the memo field of your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

5. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

6. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

7 Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. Use a serious face.

8. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

9. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"

10. Tell your children over dinner. "Due To The Economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

11. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity......send this e-mail to someone to make them smile.